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oh dear...

2009-09-29 14:09:10 by dave-mac-dave

Well, we finally won the war on the whistle, but now it looks like these sad little twats have found another hobby. Medals. Well, not collecting medals as an "achievement", but bitching about medals not working, being too hard... etc.

Again, just to reiterate, it's a fucking picture... on a website... which has ZERO relevance to anything outside of Newgrounds... It's completely worthless. So, tell me, why do you get so fucking upset about it? Did you guys not play games before medals were introduced all of, what, 6 months ago? Get laid, get a life. GO OUT.


AT LAST! AT FUCKING LAST!

2009-01-24 17:08:50 by dave-mac-dave
Updated

COMMON SENSE HAS WON. THE USERS OF THE "I FLAG TEXT FOR A PICTURE" CAN FINALLY GET A LIFE. GUMONSHOE HAS SET THEM FREE!

ALL THE PEOPLE WHO I SAID WERE SAD FUCKERS. YOU STILL ARE SAD FUCKERS.

LIST OF SAD FUCKS.

[[[ .: EDIT :. ]]]

C1ph3r just sent me a PM crying like a little fag about how locking Rage's thread was out of order and it was all my fault.

[[[ .: EDIT :. ]]]

Well, we have a lot of little cry baby faggots over this lock, which doesn't surprise me, really. However, the biggest whinge bag of the lot has to be...

Insanimation

This faggot just won't stop crying. His post pretty much sums up why the thread was locked in the first place:

"The chances are that anyone who has anything more than a bronze whistle achieved it via Rage's Gift, and that's depriving the newer users of equaling the older ones in that regard. Maybe the thread will be made again in a year, or something...

Another way they could have made it better was to only allow Deity Whistle users to post links. That way, the quality of links are better, and we're all happy :)

I'm just kinda pissed off because 2 hours before it was locked, I flagged a bunch of reviews, and went back down to Garbage :("

It's ALWAYS about the stats. Selfish little cunt.

AT LAST! AT FUCKING LAST!


LIST OF LOSERS WHO HAVE NO LIFE

2008-08-12 15:28:27 by dave-mac-dave
Updated

<<<<<<<<<<<OVER ONE MONTH ON, AND THE MAJORITY OF LOSERS HERE ARE STILL MASTURBATING OVER WHISTLE POINTS. PLUS, WE HAVE SOME NEW EDITIONS. IT REALLY IS A SHAME THAT PEOPLE CAN'T GET A REAL HOBBY>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

****************LAST UPDATED JANUARY 24TH 2009***********************

WADE HAS FINALLY TAKEN SOME ACTION AGAINST THESE SAD FUCKS BUT IT'S NOT ENOUGH. THE POST HE MADE IN THE "I WASTE MY LIFE FLAGGING SOME TEXT FOR A PICTURE" THREAD WAS IGNORED IMMEDIATELY AND THE FAGGOTARY CONTINUED. A COUPLE OF MODS MAKE IDLE THREATS EVERY NOW AND THEN, BUT WE ALL KNOW IT'S NEVER GOING TO GET LOCKED BECAUSE YOU SAD FUCKS WILL CRY LITTLE THE LITTLE FAGS YOU ARE.

LOCK THE FUCKING THREAD ALREADY. IT'S A FUCKING DUMP.

HOLY SHITTING CHRIST. STOP THE FUCKING PRESSES

THEY FINALLY LOCKED THE FUCKING THREAD. AT LONG FUCKING LAST! A DAY FOR COMMON FUCKING SENSE.

NOW YOU SAD TWATS CAN GET A LIFE.

>>>>>>>>>WHAT'S THIS LIST ABOUT?<<<<<<<<<<
This is a list of people who spend their entire waking hours delving deep into a website's review system in an attempt to find whistle points. If you don't know what whistle points are, it's basically a pathetic, insignificant algorithm created by the Newgrounds administrative team. If you do nothing but flag reviews all fucking day, you get a shiny picture of a whistle in your Newgrounds profile. YES, THAT'S IT. A FUCKING PICTURE ON YOUR BLOG. LIFE OR SHINY PICTURE? It's a call most normal people won't make. Sadly, these idiots do.

>>>>>>> LMAO LOOK AT ALL THE SAD FUCKS CRYING ABOUT THEIR WHISTLE POINTS <<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<

UPDATE: >>>>>> OH MY FUCKING GOD. DOES LIFE GET ANY BETTER THAN THIS? YOU'D THINK IT WAS 9/11 ALL OVER AGAIN. ALL THIS OVER SOME FUCKING WHISTLE POINTS. LOLOLOL. <<<<<<<<<<<<<

ALL I HEAR FROM YOU FUCKS IS "OH, I'M SUCH A WHINY FAGGOT. EVEN THOUGH THE REVIEWS GOT DELETED MY WHISTLE DROPPED A LEVEL". WHICH JUST GOES TO FUCKING SHOW YOU TOSSERS DON'T GIVE TWO SHITS ABOUT ACTUALLY GETTING RID OF ABUSIVE REVIEWS.

YOU ALSO STOP FLAGGING REVIEWS WHEN YOU REACH DEITY. FUCK ME DEAD, HONESTLY. DON'T GIVE ME THAT BULLSHIT ABOUT "CLEANING UP THE SITE" IT'S FUCKING BOLLOCKS. GO CHOKE YOU CUNT.

>>>>>>>>>>THE LIST OF SAD FUCKS<<<<<<<<<<

CORKY52 HE DID AVOID THIS LIST AT FIRST BECAUSE HE GREW A PAIR AND WENT OUTSIDE FOR A CHANGE. SADLY, IT LOOKS LIKE HE WAS REJECTED FROM REAL LIFE AND HAS NOW COME BACK TO NEWGROUNDS AS A PATHETIC, BITTER LOSER WHO LOVES THOSE WHISTLE POINTS. HE CARES SO MUCH ABOUT WHISTLE POINTS, HE THINKS YOU SHOULD BE ALLOWED TO FLAG REVIEWS OLDER THAN HIM ON SUBMISSIONS WHICH HAVEN'T BEEN WATCHED IN YEARS BECAUSE "HURR DUURR, I DIDN'T KNEW BOUT NOT NO DON'T GUIDELINES BACK THERE [ALL THAT IS [SIC]". HE IS A HUGE STATWHORE WHO IS EXTREMELY BITTER BECAUSE HE WON'T BE A MOD. SUCK IT UP FAGGOT AND STOP CARING ABOUT LAME SHIT.

>>>>>>>ACI6<<<<<<<< SPENDS ALL DAY FINDING "ABUSIVE" [THE REVIEWS HE FINDS AREN'T EVEN THAT FUCKING ABUSIVE] REVIEWS ON GOOGLE AND POSTS THEM TO THE SEXUAL AROUSAL OF THE OTHER NEWGROUNDS MEMBERS. THIS GUY IS SUCH A FUCKING LOSER, IT HURTS TO TYPE ABOUT IT. SADLY, SOMEONE HAS TO INFORM THESE FUCKING SAD CUNTS THEY HAVE NO LIFE, OTHERWISE THEY'D NEVER GO OUTSIDE.

>>>>>>[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[____ACI6 EDIT___]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]<<<<

JUST A QUICK UPDATE. THIS FAGGOT STOPPED GETTING WHISTLE POINTS BECAUSE HE WAS RIGHTLY GETTING PENALIZED FOR FLAGGING SHIT THAT WAS LEGIT. WHEN HE LOST HIS ALMIGHTY WHISTLE STATUS, THIS FAGGOT WENT ON A CRYING BINGE SAYING HOW HE WAS GOING TO LEAVE NG, SLIT HIS WRISTS AND MURDER A CHILD. HE FINALLY GREW A FUCKING PAIR OF BALLS AND WENT OUTSIDE. SADLY, HE DIDN'T LIKE THE OUTSIDE AND CAME BACK TO NG TO THRUST HIS DICK ONCE MORE AND GET SOME MORE ****REALLY FUCKING IMPORTANT**** WHISTLE POINTS. ONLY THIS TIME, HE ACTS LIKE A TOTAL FUCKING BADASS TO THE MODS AND QUESTIONS THEM AT EVERY MOVE. DAMN. THANK GOD WE HAVE SOMEONE LIKE THIS MAKING SURE THE MODS DON'T MURDER INNOCENT PEOPLE.

OH WAIT.

THEY'RE MODERATORS ON A SITE THAT CAN GIVE OR TAKE AWAY SOME SHITTY NO-ONE-ACTUALLY-GIVES-A-SHIT-ABOUT WHISTLE POINTS. THANKS ACI6, YOU'RE A FUCKING HERO.

<<<<<<<<<STOP PRESSES>>>>>>>

solraczeravla IS NOW THE KING AT BEING A WHINY SON-OF-A-BITCH FAG. EVERYTIME I THINK I'VE SEEN THE WORST WHINY BITCH IN THE WORLD, SOMEONE COMES ALONG AND TAKES THEIR CROWN. TRUST ME, THIS GUY WILL BE AT THE TOP FOR QUITE SOME TIME. I COULD MURDER THIS GUYS MOTHER AND FATHER, PEEL THEIR FACES OFF WITH MY COCK AND FUCK THEIR CORPSES INFRONT OF HIM AND HE'D STILL BE MORE UPSET OVER HAVING A GARBAGE WHISTLE.

THIS GUY IS FUCKED IN THE HEAD. !!!!!!!!NO FRIENDS ALERT!!!!!!!!!!!

X-terrorist-X THIS GUY POSTS A SHIT LOAD OF REVIEWS HOPING THAT A REVIEW MOD WILL SPOT HIM AND GO "WOW, YOU'RE AMAZING. YOU CAN BE A MOD" BUT IN REALITY, MODS HATE TWATS LIKE THIS. THIS GUY IS JUST WASTING HIS FUCKING TIME. x-terrorist-X, YOU WILL NEVER BE A FUCKING MOD. NEVER. SO STOP POSTING A FUCK TON OF LINKS AND GET A LIFE. FAGGOT. ADMITS THE LIST TOOK HIM 4 (YES, FOUR) HOURS TO MAKE. WE HAVE A NEW RECORD HOLDER.

Phil (THIS GUY IS THE KING AT HAVING NO LIFE)

phantomlassuk (THE "QUEEN" AT HAVING NO LIFE). POSTS A FUCK TON OF ABUSIVE REVIEWS. SHE'S REALLY SAD BECAUSE SHE GOES TO CONTROVERSIAL SUBMISSIONS WHERE PEOPLE ARE CLEARLY GOING TO BE UPSET, AND SHE FLAGS THEIR REVIEWS. HOW FUCKED IS THAT? LMAO: SHE ALSO GOT BANNED FROM REVIEWING AND COULDN'T HACK IT, EVEN THOUGH EVERY TIME SHE POSTS IN THAT LOSER REVIEW THREAD, SHE'S PRACTICALLY SAYING "HEY, BAN THIS PERSON". HYPOCRITE. SHE'S SO DESPERATE TO BE A MOD AS WELL, BUT NEVER WILL BE ONE BECAUSE SHE HAS EVEN LESS OF LIFE THAN KIDRAY, AND THAT'S SAYING SOMETHING. UPDATE: "SHE" STILL CONTINUES TO POST ABUSIVE REVIEWS IN THAT THREAD LIKE THE PATHETIC HYPOCRITE "SHE" IS. BY THE WAY, "SHE" CLAIMS TO BE 25 YEARS OLD. WHO THE FUCKS CARES ABOUT A WHISTLE AT THAT AGE?

>>>> C1ph3r (SPENDS ALL HIS TIME USING GOOGLE TO FIND ABUSIVE REVIEWS - HOW FUCKING SAD IS THAT? UPDATE: HE KEEPS AN ARCHIVE OF ALL THE ABUSIVE REVIEWS HE FINDS. OH. MY. FUCKING. GOD. HE ALSO HAS WET DREAMS ABOUT BECOMING A REVIEW MODERATOR AND BANNING ME FOR NO REASON. BAD-TO-THE-FUCKING-BONE.) UPDATE: BANNED ME FROM DOING SOMETHING. DON'T KNOW, THOUGH. I THINK IT WAS SENDING HIM PMS OR SOMETHING. LOL. <<<<<<

SnawsBall (CRIES LIKE A LITTLE FAG IF YOU POST UN-ABUSIVE REVIEWS)

KAYTEE (USED TO STEAL FLASH SUBMISSIONS. MAKES ALT ACCOUNTS TO GET WHISTLE POINTS. POSTS A FUCK TON OF ABUSIVE REVIEWS BECAUSE "SHE" (YEAH, RIGHT) HAS NO FUCKING LIFE. SHE IS ALMOST THE QUEEN OF BEING A FUCKING SAD FUCK.

InsaniMaster471 (POSTS ALL THE FUCKING TIME THAT GAY WHISTLE THREAD)

Sir-Nuts: (CRIES LIKE A LITTLE FAG WHEN YOU TELL HIM THAT HE HAS NO LIFE. CANT HANDLE THIS BLATANT FACT, SO HE BLOCKS YOUR PMS. HE ALSO POSTS HUGE FUCKING LISTS OF REVIEWS IN RAGE'S THREAD.)

burrito15: ANOTHER CRY BABY FAG. GIVE THIS MAN SOME FUCKING WHISTLE POINTS SO HE JUST SHUTS THE FUCK UP.

antoarts-admin: WAH WAH WAH. I DON'T HAVE A SHINY PICTURE OF A WHISTLE IN MY PROFILE ON NEWGROUNDS. HOW WILL I LIVE WITH MYSELF? SAD CUNT.

vaifan90: CRY BABY FAG.

groundpwndr: BIGGEST FUCKING CRY BABY OF THE LOT. HONESTLY.

The following people are just as sad:

Bloodthorne
lilcheeselad
Megaphor
kleeopatra
resolution
thisusernamesucks
Zrb
GUITARHEROBEAST
SILKS
Franklin-Moore
littleluckylink
RohantheBarbarian
Shadow-1409
ThatNut
MyBlacker
BigJuicy
Chandelier
Jin
someone-else
LiquidSapphire
nobody404
RKThrilla
tomthetwat
Crim

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>IF I HAVE MISSED A SAD FUCKER OFF THIS LIST, DON'T BOTHER TELLING ME. IT'S BECAUSE THEY'RE BEYOND PATHETIC.

LIST OF LOSERS WHO HAVE NO LIFE


WHISTLE POINTS

2008-08-11 15:31:17 by dave-mac-dave

I FUCKING WANT THEM IN MY ARSE.

on a scale of 1-10 how hot do you get over some lame whistle points no-one outside of the Newgrounds Where is / How to forum gives two fucking shits about.

I'm at a 10, although if the scale went higher, I'd be at a 100000000000000000000000000000000. OH FUCK YEAH FOR WHISTLE POINTS.

WHISTLE POINTS ARE TOO FUCKING IMPORTANT.